Fantasy Arse Kicker

Fantasy football begins as a pleasant fifteen-player puzzle and quickly becomes an unpaid part-time job involving fixture spreadsheets, injury rumours, price changes and the recurring discovery that the player you benched has scored twice. FAK — Fantasy Arse Kicker — is a highly opinionated manager for people who enjoy the game but do not wish to establish a small analytics department to play it.

Connect an existing Fantasy Premier League team with its public manager ID — no password. FAK reads the published squad, players, fixtures and deadlines, then turns the week’s noise into a short brief: what changed, whether it matters and what to do before the deadline. It can propose a legal eleven and bench, captaincy, a sensible hold or a single transfer, while showing the reasoning.

FAK advises; you remain the hands. It never touches the official account or quietly detonates a Wildcard while you sleep. Coming soon: macOS first, then iOS and Android.